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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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zingline89 18

Buy him an awesome vibrator

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Evilbear 16

give him tampons and pink nail polish

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UFIUETSimpdesign 5

Smokins good 4 u

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pdp_fml 21

Kind of like buying you a power tool for your anniversary.

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simoncat 11

Three years is a long time to be married to an inconsiderate asshole. I'll bet having kids with him is going to be pure joy. I'd buy him a carton and send him packing. But that's just me, the one with the low bullshit threshold.

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AGuyNamedI 7

You either don't smoke, or have never left your community. Kudos on your self-assuredness.

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8born8 18

Ciggies come in packs of 10's, 20's, 25's, 30's, 40's, 50's & 60's. And then there's the twin packs, the standard pack with 1 bonus cigarette & cartons. Please note that different brands have different pack quantities & variations.

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ifailcuzilame 8

You married him. Didn't you know what you were getting into??

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8born8 18

Your husband must have bought the fresh pack on his way home as he probably had a few left in his current pack. He's panicked & given you the only thing he had on him at the time. Personally, I would've said something to the effect of it's still on layby or hasn't arrived in the post yet just to buy a bit of extra time to cover my butt.

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Sneado 20

Look him dead in the eye as you crumple them up and toss them in the trash.

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