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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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Same thing different taste

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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Big girl

By fatass - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kearney

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Invalid1 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:18

It appears you owe your husband an apology.

underthesea12 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I guess your husband knows you better than you do

Comments

lilbutton3 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:41

Wow. I bet you feel a bit ridiculous now

ZoroMiHawk 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:58

Gym membership. Hit the treadmills or better yet, 30mins outside jogging everyday each morning or whenever is best for you. Take action instead of being in denial about your weight and lashing out at your husband.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 11:43

If you slept in the nude this wouldn't have happened. ydi :P

greencurtains74 11

Thursday 15 January 2015 15:15

Well sometimes the actual size varies. My husband is 10 in taller and 75 lbs larger than I am, yet we have this pj pant which fits us both.

Tripitaka 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 15:34

Reality check! Y totally DI.

ToxicMoo33 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:57

At least he got you something. -.-

cheetahs14 7

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:37

lol, same hap'd to me at xmas. in hindsight, they were a little baggy, but being those soft fuzzy pjs, they shrunk minimally, and fit perfect. its like everyone knows my size except me, lol

Genea 8

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:32

And then you apologized.

ninjakitty254 23

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:40

Sounds like you owe your husband an apology. YDI

Marina22_fml 1

Friday 16 January 2015 1:47

Let's be realistic, if you can wear a XL, you're not skinny, no matter which brand/country it's from. You definitely owe your husband an apology; he was doing something nice for you. The avg. female American is 12-14. On my fat days, I wear a size 2/S, on my regular days, I still wear a size 2/S. It doesn't change. Your dress size can vary by 1-2 sizes, but there's no way you can go from a Small to a XL. The only people I know who wears XL are guys and grandmothers! It's time to eat smaller portions and exercise; it's not healthy being that big.

linnie_wesker 20

Friday 16 January 2015 19:23

Oh get over yourself, no one cares that you're a size 2 and no one asked for your weight loss plan. Also if the only people you know that wear an XL or bigger are guys and grandmothers, you must not get out a lot... or ever. It's 2015, body shaming isn't cool and/or funny anymore (not that it ever was).