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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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Same thing different taste

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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You deserved it 4 549

Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 564

By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

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You deserved it 11 105

By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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You deserved it 23 044

Big girl

By fatass - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kearney

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 560

Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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You deserved it 863

By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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You deserved it 9 545

Invalid1 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:18

It appears you owe your husband an apology.

underthesea12 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I guess your husband knows you better than you do

Comments

TisAPenguin 16

Friday 16 January 2015 1:54

Good! And if they didn't, you're still an ungrateful bitch.

yaboi19 10

Friday 16 January 2015 2:43

Hahahahahha

Miss_A_x0x 12

Friday 16 January 2015 3:32

Get over yourself. XL is nothing to be ashamed of. Be happy he was thinking of you

lostinareverie 21

Friday 16 January 2015 6:42

But extra big jammies are the most comfortable.

Sathane 21

Friday 16 January 2015 20:31

But you continued to give him shit anyway, pointing out all the parts that "don't fit right" while tugging on the fabric. Right?

dragoongirl90 34

Friday 16 January 2015 21:38

Wow, you sound like a bitch. Your husband tries to do something nice for your fat ass and you bitch him out for it.

Florentina 17

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:52

What's the point in getting offended at sizing anyway? He sounds sweet enough if he's buying you pyjamas. Poor dude

norovirus 1

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:22

Oh sweetie. Get real with your size.

copperchinchilla 19

Monday 19 January 2015 4:10

I clicked ydi for the embarrassment, but want to clarify that you do not seem to deserve the pajamas.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:26

Women lying or deceiving themselves or others about their size is one insecurity but c'mon, he's your husband! He obviously knows your size and hasn't left you or been disgusted by you... heck, he seems to care about you enough to buy you pajamas. Chill, OP. Chill.