By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
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hatesfate 6

Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..

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missanderson813 4

Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.

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doglover569 0

At least he remembered your phone number!! See not so stupid...

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Michael_92 20

Well it is his wife after all.

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ConesOfDeath 0

Based off of this FML I'm guess the husband has been there before. Probably has speed dial on the jail phone by now as well.

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1710_fml 0

Classic fun drunk times going past the cop shop makes me think he's a teenager

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Michael_92 20

Nah guys can be stupid at any age.

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Devin91 20

If I did something like that I know that I'd be left there for at least a night so maybe you should keep him there so he'll know not to be so stupid.

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Ozuru 11

The gene pool needs a little chlorine...Nah, just kidding. It needs a lot.

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connerwonner 7

Were we supposed to laugh?

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Sure he drag raced which is absolutely idiotic. But he was wasted. He was not in his tight mind. That gives him a tiny bit of slack. Although he could have been killed or killed somebody soo easily

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ThatKidTyler 6

He shouldn't have gotten drunk in the first place.

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BobbieH 19

No, he should not have driven after getting drunk. If he is of age and wanted to get drunk; that's his business. Drunk driving is the problem here. That and being so incredibly stupid that he was drag racing in front of a police station.

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hatesfate 6

He was in his right mind when he put the drink to his lips, that's all that matters... Considering he is married I'm sure he's had a drink before (at his wedding reception) and knows he's an idiot while drunk.

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