By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
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hatesfate 6

Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..

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missanderson813 4

Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.

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yeahisaidit77 1

If he got caught... He wasn't doing it right.., tell him he needs a faster car, in my personal experience anything over 300whp and under 3500lbs is good enough to get away from the cops... Just sayin... As far as doing it while drunk... Well that's just stupid and dangerous, i may race, but I don't drive drunk... Ever

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WeeniesMom 8

If my hubby did that...there is no way in hell I'd bail his ass out.

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kennyck 4

For better or for worse. If you weren't going to stick with it, why bother. Bail him out and act as it didn't happen.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

It's so sad to see a married man go out to play with his buddies while his missus is at home, i see this many times I live opposite a pub and the amount of middle aged men drunk fighting is so sad

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