Miscellaneous: Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry,...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By lemonade1919 - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML

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By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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aeslehc_ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:10

Don't let him bathe the pets.

5oforlife 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:07

haha that sucks!

Comments

SenorSiesta 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:08

well it DID remove the stains didn't it?

Menick47 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:11

He thought that the stuff that has bleach in it-Bleach?- would be most effective to help you? Automatic Facepalm!

derschadenfreude 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:12

He was feigning incompetence in order to avoid having to do laundry again in the future. People do it all the time in order to escape a job they don't want to do. If someone fails spectacularly at a task the first time, they dramatically increased the odds they will not be asked to do said task in the future.

gingersnapper 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:47

This. Make him pay for all the ruined clothing and THEN make him do the laundry again. The correct way, or else you'll have to slap a dick!

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:06

"Make him pay" --> "You are married, so 'punishing' him monetarily hurts both of you" Fixed that for ya. First one's free.

turdburgers 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:20

@108: Not if the couple has separate bank accounts. It's not uncommon to have a joint account for bills and such, and separate accounts for each person's dispensable income. Make him pay for it out of his personal spending money. Besides, I've never pre-treated a stain in my life and I know better than to go spraying bleach on everything. There's no excuse for living under a rock.

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:55

Haha, well, you can separate the money however you want, but if you're married, living in the same house, paying the same bills, eating the same groceries... It's a pretty empty attempt at maintaining individuality / freedom / whatever. You shouldn't get married if you aren't willing to give those things up to a degree, anyway. All that to say: trying to punish your spouse using money is bad advice.

CharlieFenton 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:21

bitch don't be mad at least he tried and made an effort

iamchuck 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:25

Not good enough? How about sexist and racist? It's a Chinese woman's job.

BlaiseTheCraze 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:27

Who cares? It's just some clothes. spend some time with your husband as you teach him how to properly wash clothes.

JessiKitty_lol 7

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:27

Oh stop complaining =O At least he WANTED to help.

wordgirl 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:39

Oooh, FYL for SURE! That happened to me once years ago when I had a crap job and few nice clothes. My roommate bleached my work clothes. I can just remember looking into the washing machine and thinking, I could become homeless because of this. If I lose my job because I have no clothes to wear to it, it's a short jump from there to life in my car. :) Thank God it didn't turn out that way!