Miscellaneous: Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry,...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 185

You deserved it 459

By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 418

You deserved it 4 505

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 735

You deserved it 4 617

By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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You deserved it 5 600

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 14:00

Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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You deserved it 237

Self-centered

By lemonade1919 - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 505

You deserved it 99

By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 324

You deserved it 27 381

aeslehc_ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:10

Don't let him bathe the pets.

5oforlife 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:07

haha that sucks!

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meluvsyou 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:02

YDI for having stains that he had to "pretreat" in the first place.

didi666_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:21

if you had done the laundry like you were supposed to... anyway go make me sandwitch.

Crucifictorious 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:00

little do you know it was part of his nefarious scheme to force you to get rid of some clothes. MWAHAHAHAHA!! in all seriousness. turn this into a laundry date so you can show him the right way, and also make it more fun for the both of you.

zzyxer 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:27

I like your comment the most. :)

ctFIRE216 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:07

YDI, you should be doing the laundry and he should be enjoying the sandwch you made him.

510lobita510 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:09

I agree with #1..... husband fail

DonutNoob 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:16

FTW ^^

Tyler_is_sexy 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:34

Actully #77 being sexist has nothing to do with what your saying, being sexist is hate or to discrminate aginst ones gender, not an opponionated statement like woman should do housework.