Miscellaneous: Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry,...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 14:00

Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By lemonade1919 - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML

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By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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aeslehc_ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:10

Don't let him bathe the pets.

5oforlife 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:07

haha that sucks!

Comments

rosea888 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:02

he did that so you'll never ask him to do laundry =]

gmanking 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:02

u get it for makeing him do it

GoldenWarrior69 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:06

d1p sh 1t

Osakhomen 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:30

New clothes on hubby's credit card!!!!

lottaluv 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:35

I dnt understand how dats bad

Venge_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:40

wel i wudnt espec chu 2, wit ur aparnt lvl of educshan.

saltz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:28

aaaaaaaaa speak English not gibberish

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:39

....did you just say level of education? Is that a joke?

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:57

U Married That WOW

QueenPersephone 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:57

I can see this both ways. He was just trying to help you out. On the other hand, maybe you should pretreat his ass with some clorox clean-up with bleach.