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By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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RedInThaHead 0

lmao have it your way baby

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ashrandom 0

Well at least he knows how to turn you on. OP let him know he shouldn't abuse it.

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buzZKillian 1

you know what I hate about morning sex with OP's mom? it's like trying to peel open a cold cheeseburger.

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Kai132 7

o.o well maybe she was thinking about a whopper :D

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QuickNslicK23 0

35 your chelsea straub!!!

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onnielief 4

How the hell do you have a roommate when your married?

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Kiwifruit22 0

i want to try this on my boyfriend, he gets turned on by blowing/whispering in his ear. I can see how this would happen, it'd be the sensation not the word. LOL!

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ThugNastys 0

maybe her husband has a theeexxyy voice. lol.

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bigi_sherman 0

35- like your mentality! too bad your age makes it all scary. go be a good girl for two more years then come back and I'll whisper milk shake in your ear

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lickmyjock 0

what's wrong with her age? I'm sure there's a little grass on the field to play ball with...

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JokeMeister 0

That's a dangerous secret to share.

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