By joe - 08/08/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML
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null_fml 11

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

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maskedman 9

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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LMFAOwned 9

Should have asked them if you could go. :)

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_TONGAN_ 5

wow man it's probably because ur like 40 years old and the girls are 20...FYL and the Pizza!!!

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GregDaBossMaster 0

dude stop being a baby and join em.

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legonut4 0

it's funny because they have more of a life than you

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hiddenassassin 0

it's funny because I laughed

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

sucks to be you right now

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FunnyWeasel 7

looks like they got plans

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cassiesaurus 0

stop complaining and just get some friends. not that hard.

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BallinJ 0

sounds like they were going to get wasted. definitely should of tried to get on that.

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robertdr 0

idiot i would of said i got the pizza, lets get wasted and tp houses,

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livelaughlove22 0

ha ur a loserr

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

thanks 35 and 37

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hiddenassassin 0

59 you're a skeleton

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michelleclarke 0

should have made conversation. you could have been at the party.

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Janglur476 0

13, the girls can't be 20. they're buying tequila. :)

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karina_said 0

what i really want to know is... what was the person in front of you buying?

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ladiesman14 0

no not true you had a date with the red baron.

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Ur_REmEdy 0

52 is kinda cute i wudnt say hott tho

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

ur not the preetiest either

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justin5m5 0

36, you're the cute one ;)

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justin5m5 0

wait I meant 35 hahahaha

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terranada 3

wats wrong with that? friends r so overrated

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sexybeastsexybea 0

sooooooooooo.... throw the frozen pizza at them then follow them and t.p. the house. :)

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Imyourstar15 0

haha I don't know what 139 is saying but I think ur pretty hot :]

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maskedman 9

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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null_fml 11

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

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Vagrarian 2

Agree with #4. Don't compare your life to theirs. If it bothers you, do some stuff to boost your self-esteem and help yourself to meet people and make friends. And there's nothing wrong with an occasional night home alone with a movie and a pizza; sometimes that's better than hanging out with shallow vacuous girls at a noisy obnoxious party. (Depending on one's mood, of course!)

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Kawaiichan42 3

I agree with 4. Pizza>tequila, and comparing your life to someone else's in the checkout line is lame.

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time4coffee 3

Agreed, you can't compare yourself to every random stranger you see, it will make you nuts.

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Theclarksondales 8

How about Pizza and Tequila, that's what I call a party

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Grrrr82 0

I don't need a reason YDI loser, even my fat ugly ass can get women and booze so you royally fail at life.

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tienjt 3

Women and booze =/= life. Sorry.

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beachyballerina 12

Ok. First of all, maybe he WANTS to go home and eat pizza. It probably does suck for him but i mean c'mon you don't need to be a douche to this guy about it god...

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Barrientos432 5

You must have really wanted that pizza since you were willing to go buy it at 11:30 PM. I hope you enjoyed it sir!

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lonesomeXheartbr 0

or he reallly needed the tp and just decided to get the pizza since he was there ha

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addiizcherry 0

Well actually it takes a while for a post to go through moderation.

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mickey559 0

well u can be my friend lol

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Geiko_fml 0

Life. It's needed. I don't like parties, but go out and converse with people some. Parties aren't the only way to do that.

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andrew95_fml 0

fyl i understand a person like you would enjoy a good time but hey shit happens sooner or later youll be that person buying tequila etc and those b*tches will be the one buying pizza and TP xD lmfaooo and seriously I agree I would definitly go for some pizza right now

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cdog1390 3

hey theres nothing wrong with frozen pizza...that shit is good haha

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