By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
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ChawanKiti 15

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.

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AlphaOmega0106 18

How is removing the ability to have babies "fixing" something. If someone goes up to you, knocks you out and removes your ability to have kids, would you say 'Thank you for fixing me'. I doubt it

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PinkiePiePony 19

#175, you are part of the reasons their are so many feral pets.

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blackonblight 32

If the person who removed my ability to reproduce did so in a way that meant no periods I'd say "It's a miracle! I'm fixed!"

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zsaddayz 16

You should've had your cat spayed before letting her outside. You are part of the cat overpopulation problem. Thanks a lot.

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Eluddha 12

That's why you spay and neuter your pets people!

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brendejafulable 41

When the word Pussy was used I was like wuuuut why would talk about your kid like that. makes much more sense now.

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caleb_9756 14

This is the best worded FML to ever exist

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bunny409 14

thats what spaying and neuteuring is for -.- because of his irresponsibility hes adding to the overpopulation of animals. tell him I said congrats on that.

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AksentNetharia 12

I had to read this six times to understand it... Well written.

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shellyluv 23

I didn't expect that. This was hilarious.

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