By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
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ChawanKiti 15

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.

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nattlecakes 19

I said YDI because your cat should be spayed. This is why we have so many kitties on the streets. Most of them are captured and put down. So good job.

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JoshMohawk 11

She's 2 years old, and he never got her spayed? What did he think was gonna happen? He deserves it for not being a responsible pet owner.

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sjbartholome 14

why? FML edits the wording of the post prior to publishing it. At least that's what they did with my accepted posts

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janscott1990 5

Hilarious FML. Not sure why so many people are insisting the cat should've been spayed already. Yes, cats and dogs should eventually be fixed. However, if the owners can afford to support a litter for a few months and are willing to find them good homes then a female should be allowed to have a litter before being fixed. If every person fixed their pets before they have a litter (or have a chance to sire a litter) then the pets would go extinct. Yes, there are some strays out there that aren't fixed but most dogs/cats have owners and strays can only bear the burden of reproducing for all of their species for so long. Also, if you own a female pet and are unwilling to put forth the work to find her babies a good home then you're probably too lazy to properly care for a pet. Thus, shouldn't own one at all. Not even a goldfish.

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capnbzarr 43

Yeah, I'm sure we're in serious danger of cats and dogs going extinct, what with there only being hundreds of millions of them in the world at the moment...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#124 What are you even talking about? EVERY female animal should have one litter before they get fixed? You realize cats can have 10 kittens at one time, right? And where will those 10 kittens go? And assume that all 10 of those kittens have 10 each of their own... Get the picture? Your idea is completely stupid. Breeders are the only ones who should breed animals - responsible breeders who take their animals to shows and consistently win the ribbons, then breed the winning animals in an attempt to better the breed. Breeders that breed for the love of the animal and to make the breed better don't do it for the money; in fact, they often lose money because they do health testing, XRays, get the puppies vaccinated, etc. Plus there can be emergency C-sections for the mothers which can add up to thousands and in which all the puppies can (most likely won't unless there's another issue) be lost. Our dog would have made a wonderful mother. She's sweet, beautiful, and has wonderful traits common in her breed (Australian Shepherd). We got her spayed, you know why? Depending on how many puppies she had we wouldn't be able to care for them all. And even if we'd found loving homes for them, we couldn't guarantee they'd stay there their whole lives. And what if they went to the shelter or took the place in a home of a shelter animal, who was then euthanized? TLDR: The responsible thing to do is fix your pets unless you're a breeder of show animals. Dogs and cats are not in danger of extinction, don't worry!

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Scar56 6

You should gotten her fixed you dumbass

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