By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 29

Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

well even trees hate nagging.

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sxe_beast 11

D-D-D-D-D-DOLT!

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cbz88 0

yer that's smart...stand under the tree branch being cut down. what did you expect

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kaykay9080 5

You're obviously not smart since you can't spell you're.

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cbz88 0

I intended to spell 'you'. wtf are you on about. chuck your 'you're' into my sentence and see how it reads you re

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jjames7543 13

61: And where exactly would this "you're" be placed in 51's comment?

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jjames7543 13

Ugh 53 not 51...

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mendoza1503 0

should have been in the kitchen were it's safe

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi...why were you standing under it? If you stood under it, it would have hit you, regardless of how quickly your husband "obeyed".

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shakeTHEworld 12

I misread the FML as your husband is finally cutting down the tree limb BECAUSE it fell on you. Silly me.

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chonchogonzalez 2

that's what you get for leaving the kitchen.

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