Love: Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 09:21 - Canada

Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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By Nope! - 27/06/2024 05:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML

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By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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Not OK

By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

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Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 16:04

Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

wowfmlife 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:06

Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend

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blarney 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:29

empty his bank account!

i_r_so_silleh 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:34

SHOOT THE ************ :|

fishbowlbubbly 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:13

What a piece of work he is! I hope his mistress enjoys her new asshole. He should've been a man and told you the truth instead of trying to cover his ass by trying to make you look like the bitch in the relationship. Clearly, he doesn't deserve you.

24skunks 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:39

YDI for choosing the person who gives you an ultimatum like that over your best friend.

bluetoaster 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:42

You should have said "That's funny, because I was hoping you would choose not to tell me that, because now I have to do this." Then kick him in the balls.

skullbuster 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:46

Actually, she should have embraced her husband after his revelation. She should have told him that the affair means nothing to her, of course she chooses him, and he can **** around with anyone he wants! And then she should strip off his clothes with her teeth, but don't get his dick caught in the zipper (shout out to yesterday's BS FML), and then grab the nearest steak knife and CASTRATE THE MOTHER ******! We won't tell anyone, really...

voveraite 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:55

Your post is pure WIN!

skullbuster 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:43

Well, I think the OPs need to start to liven things up around here. Did your husband tell you this while you were having sex? Did he send you any pics on your phone of him banging the other person? Is he having an affair with your best friend and hoping for a threesome opportunity here? Have you and the best friend ever made out? Did he send you this revelation in a text message? Tell us more!!! You have to have a hook these days!

bluetoaster 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:11

Or both.

gotsparkly 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:16

Wow. What a douchebag, though I gotta say that any guy who asks you to choose between him and your best friend is a jealous PITA and you should think long and hard before choosing him -- and usually not do it. Still, what a d-bag. FYL.

dahliabee 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:49

what a douche bag

RigChan 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:26

I hope you're doing better today! It'll take a while to feel better, but just try to confront your sadness as much as you can! However, don't forget to take breaks and be good to yourself.