By Enragedbitch - 20/10/2012 08:49 - United States - Torrance

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Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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Mioko_fml 6

He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

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rattusrattus 18

That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

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mowmowlife 21

20 - It isn't the secretary that cheated on OP...

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dragonman62 3

You definitely deserve it if you made him feel like he needed to be better. However FYL cause telling you was unnecessary if that was the real reason

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KiddNYC1O 20

That what ****'s for. He's a douche.

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drkate25 30

You should tell him that's why you've been prostituting, to practice faking O's to make him feel better in bed! (And paying his secretary to sleep with him so you wouldn't have to)

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IKIWIatFIFi 3

I`d use that one if anything like that ever happened to me! and she should too...make that douche feel stupid!

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chuckcloninger 12

I'm sorry....you did say ex husband didn't you?

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jessiegrl030 1

He is gone now, right? No matter what, sex with someone else is cheating and not cool

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Quimpo 14

Guys can be clueless lol

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IKIWIatFIFi 3

what a creep...why are people getting dumber by the second?

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