By Enragedbitch - 20/10/2012 08:49 - United States - Torrance

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Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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Mioko_fml 6

He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

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rattusrattus 18

That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

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dellam 3

At least hes trying to get better, hes trying to help you right?

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sugoine 12

Cut it off with a rusty razor blade!!!

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Twisted_Angel 17

He's lying, he used that excuse in hopes you won't leave him and take everything he owns. Call a lawyer.

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NicoleAshley10 0

That's a lame excuse for him to cheat on you. I'm sorry that he cheated on you. You deserve better than his sorry butt.

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doglover100 28

He's dumb you deserve better.

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Factor_fml 6

He doesn't seriously believe that, OP. Damn, that guy must be creative with his lies if someone actually fell for that.

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HSOMGF 5

Time to call a divorce lawyer and find an upgraded model.

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Daederoth 10

Thank you for correcting that grammatical issue.

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mowmowlife 21

Kudos to your husband. No, not really. Wonder what made him think that was okay or what situation he could bring that up in

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