Intimacy: Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with...

By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2020 23:01

Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Big baby

By Anonymous - 12/11/2022 02:00

Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML

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Dick

By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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My husband the shitgibbon

By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00

Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML

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I'm horny, horny horny horny…

By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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arano 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Your husband is a moron...

juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.

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cynical78 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 12:57

He's missing out. Pregnant sex is amazing!!!

allplayedout 20

Sunday 8 November 2015 19:47

Are you taking any parenting or birthing classes? Anything you can make him attend for a lesson on basic anatomy? Him just being uncomfortable would be one thing, but "sulking" about it because he refuses to learn anything accurate about how pregnancy works is another entirely.

Dbotmen 9

Sunday 8 November 2015 21:47

Congratulations! Your husband is a decent human being, unlike you! also, yes he is an idiot.

bapbap_fml 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 23:04

What about this makes him decent and her indecent..?

Ramirex24 6

Sunday 8 November 2015 21:51

I mean it's pretty weird to have sex while pregnant but your husband shouldn't be crying and just please himself if he has to

bapbap_fml 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 23:03

How is it weird? I sure wouldn't want to go ten months without sex. The baby isn't in the ******, the penis would be nowhere near the child.

drrobotnik1 18

Sunday 8 November 2015 22:15

tell him to go for it. that's why people have dimples

_that_1_girl_ 3

Sunday 8 November 2015 22:29

On the bright side, now you know for sure he isn't a pervert who would rape his own children. :/

inz002 6

Monday 9 November 2015 6:57

Tell him he has too small so it will never reach the child.

jacksonpm23 13

Monday 9 November 2015 8:01

He's probably just joking, and guys aren't *usually* attracted sexually to pregnant women. People are taking this too literally in a biological sense.