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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2020 23:01

Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2022 02:00

Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML

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By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00

Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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arano 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Your husband is a moron...

juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.

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morgasshk 14

Monday 9 November 2015 22:35

I volunteer as tribute! :P

hollyanne27 9

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:03

hope he changes his mind in a few months, because that's the best labor enducer!

Matteo_G 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:08

maybe, just maybe, he doesn't mean litteraly and he doesn't like the idea of pregnant sex. still sucks for you but i think you could respect that

LadyAstrid 5

Saturday 14 November 2015 16:59

I've noticed a little bit of a decline since I've been pregnant(due on the 30th) but, honestly, I've never experienced better sex haha. I'm sorry your husband is an idiot, bring him to an appointment and have the doctor explain.

NashSullivan 0

Saturday 21 November 2015 2:34

Gross

Justagirl97 9

Wednesday 16 December 2015 13:03

lol what no, I have sex with my boyfriend all the time.

BeccaBoo2197 7

Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:10

I'm 39 weeks pregnant and not ONCE has my fiance ever turned down sex unless he falls asleep right after work and neither have i. if you know how the body Works you shouldn't feel that way XD it cracks me up when men don't wanna have sex because they are "scared they will hurt the baby" or "they feel like they are gonna touch them" ect..cmon now...