By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML
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sg777 6

That's a clue to start running

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hienzburgess 9

since you've established the fact that you're lazy, try liposuction. Because who has time for exercise anyway.

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ElatedEarthling 15

It never said that she was lazy. Not all overweight people can control how their bodies metabolize substances. Don't judge a book by its cover, and so on..

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collegedream121 8

You make time for exercise if you truly want to lose weight first of all and second of all liposuction cost money and you will just gain all the weight back while your waiting to heal. Being truly happy with yourself is what really matters not other peoples opinions.

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raytyler26 16

Better out than in.

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QQmore_fml 18

Use this as motivation to start working out! You can do it!!

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Enslaved 36

I read this in Rob Schneider's voice.(:

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ThreeH3rm 5

Pretty big bathtub to fit both of you if you suction to it..

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VeganVampyre 26

It's like a mathematical equation for your bathtub. Like the relationship between area and circumference, more suction = bigger tub. You didn't know about that?

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mattorama 15

How could you being fat be anything other than YDI?

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CheeseHater 23

The whole situation can be considered a FYL, while the reason it happened could be deserved.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Not everyone who's overweight is that way because they eat junk food and sit around all day, but thanks for playing! You're a massive asshat, by the way.

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lylotrezor 20

28, a medical condition? Unlucky genes? WHATEVER? Don't be so judgemental.

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CheeseHater 23

Up to a certain point, I can grant you that it isn't necessarily your fault, but at some point, it becomes neglect. And you might hate me for saying this, but it's truth. Although, I don't see anything wrong with being fat, I see it as proof that the person is living life the way they want.

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notsosweetgrl 7

The embarrassment should be motivation enough lol

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