By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML
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sg777 6

That's a clue to start running

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Ryodin 11

I'm in good shape and I make ultra-farts with my back in the tub. Its just how we're shaped hun.

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thatnucca 36

True, but if she feels that way about herself then she really needs to change it.

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bieberfuldubstep 4

Go take a jog oh my god.

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VeganVampyre 26

46- that's terrible! ...You'll just drag it out that way. Have her take a long walk off a short pier, much more effective.

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etishuman22 32

Psh, you're not fat because you can make farts in the tub with your back! If it were me and my boyfriend, we would have made a game of it and kept back-farting. You're really not that fat if you two can fit in a tub together, so don't be so hard on yourself!

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finch01 18

did ur back hold it down

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doodlecloud 26

Pretty sure you don't have to be fat to do that.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Bathtub farts or back fat farts, either way they sound funny

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Patindatrap 3

She who felt it delt it.

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AboveAll04 14

sir, can you please get your hippopotamus out of my bathtub....yeah thanks !

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timelessone 16

It would be OK if it wasn't farting so much, but its just to much to take.

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dissdawg 5

Actually, anyone can make that. It doesn't matter how fat you are.

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Zebediabolical 39

I think the fact she lied and claimed it was a fart is a tacit admission that she believes she is fat. I could be wrong.

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thatgirlincali 13

I feel like the fart would be more embarrassing because he married you so he must think you have a decent or nice body...right?

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