By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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fartingdogprego 0

Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.

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5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)

AmayaR 12

Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?

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just because your pregnant doesn't mean your dog has to suffer :P

yes. and your husband did that just to piss you off.

The real FML here is that her husband went on a purported business trip for two weeks (ie. Turks and Caicos with his mistress).

b_anhero 0

im not on bed rest and still cant eliminate my dog's ability to fart. guess that makes me helpless too?

op I just farted lol next time send the dog with him for now get the dog off the bed and into the next room

That sucks. That has happened to me a couple times before.

oogie_boggie 0

time to get the cork out hahaha