By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.

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JBrownie123 24

5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)

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AmayaR 12

Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?

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flapjacklux 8

Sucks for you! But really that's horrible haha. :D

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Bwahahaha! Kill them all! Muahahahaha...

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Bieberbabe89 0

hopefully the baby will stay in for 2 more weeks!! But . . . how are you going to eat? Do you have someone comming to feed you??

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iamchuck 0

You are right. He should quit his job and stay home to take care of his wife. of course home will be under an overpass when the money stops.

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asacgel 0

That is awful! I was on bedrest for 2 of my pregnancies (about 4 mos each pregnancy) and can not imagine being stuck in a room with a farting dog. God bless and good luck!! Hope someone is around to help you a bit!

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greggiee 0

congratulations, is your baby gonna be a boy or girl?

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lalala098 0

awww that sucks he prob didn't mean to D:

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perdix 29

Your baby is going to be born why the world doesn't smell like rancid dog farts. He or she won't find true happiness in life unless they find their calling as a veterinary gastroenterologist and be bathed in rancid dog farts all day. Thanks, hubby!

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