By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...

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bizarre_ftw 21

You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

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flockz 19

wait that's actually a man i'm talking to? great. that's the third one this month.

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Awsumuzzie 12

I offer my nose to be browned by your cheeks. I hope you can accept this modern sacrifice.

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Peach3 1

That's why you can't trust the Internet!!

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DocBastard 38

Everyone is a fake on the Internet. I'm actually an 860 pound silverback gorilla.

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flockz 19

i'm writing this from my batcave.

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zombicidal 11

and I'm Austin Carlile...no one knows who that is oh okay bye

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm actually God. May you all burn in hell for lying. Peace out. P.S. The wi-fi here sucks.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm actually God. May you all burn in hell for lying. Peace out. P.S. The wi-fi here sucks.

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AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2

Oops the emoticon turned into a question mark...

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davek 36

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

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bizarre_ftw 21

Meh, hit or miss there

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XTheDesertSongX 17

"Hello? Yes this is dog."

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ColtsDoug18 0

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ohmandapants 16

Yeah, it's her fault he's a disgusting pedo. Maybe if she would have been a better wife, he wouldn't have gone looking for younger, fresher, lesbian meat. That is completely ridiculous. She doesn't have to do diddly squat for him. She just found out what he's been doing and she has to find a way to please HIM? He's got some explaining to do.

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smileeee_fml 0

That's some husband you got there. Have you been giving him much attention lately that he's been wanting it from the Internet? However, most people these days fake their identity on the Internet, don't be surprised.

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nube_negra86 2

OMFG, i hope you're filing for divorce. This is unacceptable!

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PeeblesWiggins 0

Not everything needs to end in divorce. There is this fantastic invention called 'talking things out.' It's not that new, so maybe you've heard of it?

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Right_Click 12

Just one of many FML Relationship/Marriage Counselors. To them, there is only 1 solution to relationship/marriage issues: 1) "break-up/divorce the _______!"

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rttr 18

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Dude that sucks. Talk to him about it though.

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