Intimacy: Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

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By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By facepalm - 28/12/2009 10:35 - Singapore

Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:51

Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:48

You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

Comments

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:22

Ah, crap! I guess I'll have to change my user name on those chat sites!!! JK Seriously, you should go in as a different user and role play along. Nothing wrong with sparking up the ol sex life. It could be good.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 4 October 2013 8:25

lol and comment lines from the chat

yummcookie 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:33

Just a guy with a harmless fantasy, no worse than point of view ****.

mason012 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:36

He's a GENIUS

auterocks101 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:39

Sounds like a dude would do that...ahahahhaha

cutiepie343 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:44

Don't worry, everyone does it ;)

RaquelRox2299 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:46

Damn...

bmar21 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:03

That's sweet

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:07

What a creeper, especially the "teen" part. Sounds like a pedophile, he'll be having a visit from Chris Hansen soon.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:45

Pedophile only applies to those attracted to children who have yet to reach puberty. It would be an ephebophile you are thinking which is generally someone who is attracted to people from puberty to about 19.

fancyclown 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:10

I remember this episode of How To Catch A Predator where this old dude brought the girl skittles in a paper bag. A good strategy, if your husband's looking for one.