Intimacy: Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By facepalm - 28/12/2009 10:35 - Singapore

Today, my husband was fired for chatting online for the third time in a month during office hours. Who was he chatting with? Me, telling him to get off the chat programme so he wouldn't lose his job. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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Sunday 25 December 2011 0:51

Funny thing is, I bet 90% of those "hot teen lesbians" were also grown men. Still, what a pedobear...

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:48

You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

Comments

margapp 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:21

HE'S ******!

poohbearlover1 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:21

holy, your married to a rapistt!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:10

Rapist? More like perverted asshole, but not rapist. Look up the definition of rapist.

amwinn 2

Monday 26 December 2011 17:23

By your definition of rape you probably think if a guy looks at a girls butt or cleavage he has raped her!

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:32

Actually by their definition, if a guy looks at a teen's butt he'll end up raping her or someone

claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:38

At least he wasn't impersonating you...

Deemee 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:43

And he honestly believes that he is really chatting with hot teen lesbians???? He is talking to other old, married guys! What a tool!!

HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:49

Atleast they're lesbians ?

hateevryone 14

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:07

you need to have a long talk with him.

acidfoxxx 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:17

She didnt say how old he is either. Maybe he's only like 20 or 21. So that's not that bad. The way young woman are over sexualized these days u cant tell the difference between a 14 and 18 sometimes. Bitches dressing like ***** at 14 and ******* young men, they should be the ones charged! For entrapment. *****, god luv em!! Merry christmas to all the ***** out there on FML