By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 554
You deserved it 45

Top comments

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

Comments

The illustrations are definately getting funnier! :D

They definitely are! I hated the first few, but these recent ones are actually funny!

Yourkidding99 0

If the author of the illustration is reading this - GREATTTTTT JOB!!!! Unlike the past drawings where the artists would go off on a stupid tangent, you've managed to keep the FML intact while adding your own small amount of humour. Good going!

The artists alaways read the comments, they actually like them a lot, may the comments be positive or negative!

I know the feeling. It's waiting for that skeleton to hop out of the closet. I've been married a year and we've already had our big surprises of insane amounts of debt and warrants my husband got in his "youthful" days. O.o Men.

The illustration just made this FML a WHOLE lot funnier!!

GOOD LORD THE ILLUSTRATION IS BEAUTIFUL. Haha they've been getting better. :)

That was a good illustration. Unlike a lot of crappy ones I could mention, it stays within the original confines of the FML without adding any crazy bullshit. well done. As for the OP, that's really awful. It sounds to me like he's not really gay, he just really hates you, and wants to get out of the relationship while hurting you as much as possible. Don't believe him when he says you look like a man. I'm certain you're a beautiful woman.

HOW COULD BE BE SO HEARTLESS...BOOM BOOM BOOM....HOW COULD HE BE SO HEARTLESS?? HOW COULD HE BE SO HEARTLESS?! HOW COULD HE BE SO..GAY ALL THOSE TIMES HE WAS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY AT THAT GROUP OF DUDES HE OBVIOUSLY DIDNT LOVE YOUR BOOBS!!! (the end.)