By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
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hybridstar 0

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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_iloveyou_ 0

that is a true FML. also, i love the comic...the pic at the end is brilliant!

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SexyMcBeast 0

He could have been in severe denial; so severe that he married a woman to convince himself he was straight. As for the erection part, the fact of the matter is: sex is sex. He didn't insinuate that you look like a man, he's just been getting hard all these years because he was going to put his penis in you and achieve an ******.

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Arcterion 0

Because you were totally there to witness the whole event, right?

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JDI 3

How do you explain the divorce to your family and friends?

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tanman0401 4

That you're a woman that looks like man that gets gay guys turned on

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katrinaa_13 0

#201 - LMFAO. that was great. hahahaa. sorry, i feel bad for you. -.-

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ghadir 2

this is probably one of the best FMLs hahaha

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Twin_Uzis 0

HAH. Love the illustration. The chick looks like Revolver Ocelot.

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Herborist 0

*spits up what I was drinking all over the screen* GOOD GOOGA MOOGA!

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vampirishhSA 0

LMAOOO ! OMFG ! I stopped breathing for a couple of seconds , but THIS is a true FML .

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