Love: Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Samantha - 15/06/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"

schick0513 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:07

Get a little payback on him.

chroniclurker 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:07

Well, to be fair, some men need irrational thought to make them take the plunge. It may not be that he didn't think you were worth marrying when he was sober; he may have needed the confidence brought on by alcohol and the team winning to get up the courage. Also, new kids create stress, so anything he said probably sounds harsher than he means inside.

Torkenbrand 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:57

"Today, I was wasted and my favorite team had just scored another touchdown. I proposed to the ugliest prick I have ever met and am afraid that if I dump her, she will stalk me. FML" YDI for saying yes while he was drunk.

pinkpolkadotz 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:20

way to go 62

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 22:42

He couldn't have been drunk on the wedding day (or you'd have mentioned it) so he clearly knew what he was doing.

DWdizzy 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:57

right, he probably said it out of context too. something like "you know, im glad i proposed that night i got drunk and my team was winning. things turned out so great"

janeb_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:11

My friend's (now ex) boyfriend told her he only asked her out because his best friend fancied her and they had a bet as to who would get her first. Basically it lasted a month or two, they say they loved each other, blah blah, I think he just ended up liking her anyway, which was lucky for her. Stupid git ended up telling her :|

movies12 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 4:46

I guess he was drunk on the wedding day to? if he married u, and u guys have been with eachother longest enough to have ur second child, I think he doesn't regret it.