Love: Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Samantha - 15/06/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"

schick0513 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ

Comments

lulzorz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:21

aww come on you guys, she was deceived. ever heard of the saying love is blind? it can make you do some pretty stupid things. i think everyone has to admit its pretty insensitive...how would you feel if youre significant other basically said your relationship was based on a drunken decision? the real fml is the fact that the guy could easily have called it off by saying it WAS only a drunken rant, but he didnt and here she is three years and two kids later...

SmexxiHunny 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:36

Very true #46 LMFAO!!! #6 xD

the_question_mar 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:50

dont worry he doesnt mean that, hon

ragtopday 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:13

get a good attorney....and LOTS of childsupport! Unless, of course, he was coming clean because now he really really loves you and feels guilty...then you get a NEW CAR!!

that_guy321 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:59

look at it this way, if you've had two kids with him, he obviously wants to stick around now at least. or he's too lazy to get a divorce.

nilofc 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:07

That's a bit insensitive. Haven't he heard about post partum? You need to pray together.

thektulu7 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:07

#34 is right. He may have been drunk or whatever, but was he also drunk for the entirety of your engagement and at your wedding? He could have backed out at any moment, but instead he weighed his decision (I hope) and decided it was a good one. I don't see how everyone here seems to think he's the biggest asshole in the world.

HRaeH 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:30

You know...with a dick like that, you can raise those kids on your own, thereby granting them a chance for a normal, decent life. That, and the chance to not be an ass like their father.