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By greenblue90 - 14/06/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 13/09/2019 20:00

Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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Top comments

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 June 2010 19:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 14 June 2010 19:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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bbygirlsmiles 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:19

What An Asshole Move .. Kick Him In His Dickk And Tell Him You Just Wanted To See How His " Male Enhancers " Were Working .. Lls (:

marylovesyou8D 7

Monday 14 June 2010 19:40

You Dont Have To Capitalize Every Single Word. (:

amd3lky 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:50

that's what #3 said FYL

Alexitis1 3

Monday 14 June 2010 21:02

yeah... ydi for copying others' awesome jokes lol!

bbygirlsmiles 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:23

Haha #25 - Its A Habbit (: Sorry #26 - Yeah I Know , It Wasn't Up There When I Posted Mine . My iTouch Is Slow Sometimes =/ And #45 - Lls I Know .. FML For My Slow iTouch .. Smh :)

AdviceDog 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:26

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tristan1001 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:09

what the **** is that?

Otium_fml 3

Monday 14 June 2010 20:41

It's a dog.

CloudEnvy 17

Monday 14 June 2010 21:49

Are you sure?

penicillin 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:09

I thought it was Megaman.

mona_is_here 10

Monday 14 June 2010 23:21

I thought it was homer Simpson

penicillin 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 0:23

Or a grampa with a mustache.

jrbelle 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:31

Looks like a dog kinda in a way

Bradley_Dillon 39

Friday 6 June 2014 23:24

It's a little broken. I think the owner hit him/her with a bat.

OMGJASMiNE 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:28

hahaha guys are that stupid(x

Justyce_fml 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:34

numba 3 allthe way man !!!!

yeahreally 6

Monday 14 June 2010 20:02

soooo how did it end?!

steve2112886 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:13

i think you meant purposely.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:37

You are correct. Good catch.

TextingJuliet 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:26

op your husband is either retarded or a dick. FYL for marrying a retarded dick.

conniebaby67 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:48

i found a wad of kleenex in the trash from my other half. hey i was horney to,why didnt he come to me instead of doing the deed alone? is it normal for a girl to be upset about this? cause i am.

requiem360 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:55

behind every beautiful girl is a man who is tired of ******* her.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:32

I believe you've confused your bookmarks. This is not yahoo answers.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 14 June 2010 21:21

You know Prozac works if you suddenly get the urge to kill your husband.

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 14 June 2010 21:24

Mi sento scossa agitata ah agitata ah un po' nervosa ah Uohohohohoh! --Acida by Prozac +

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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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Today, it’s the fifth day in a row that my mom has vacuumed right outside my room, from 5 to 11 AM. Despite this, I still can’t fall asleep before midnight. FML

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Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

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