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By greenblue90 - 14/06/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 June 2010 19:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 14 June 2010 19:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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KarmaLanding 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 10:33

When you hand him the divorce papers, tell him it's to test his cardiac fitness.

romaz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:05

#3 = all h/she does is win, win, win, no matter what.

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 21 June 2010 12:35

As someone with anger problems, I will only say he would be walking with a permanent limp! Let's see if everything's working then!

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 21 June 2010 12:42

#'s 3

michybaby7 0

Monday 5 July 2010 18:36

What a catch you have there for a husband.

dragger 0

Friday 25 November 2011 20:55

Wise man

daytoday21 10

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:16

In what way does she deserve this?

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 2 October 2012 4:14

If you're on Prozac you've obviously got issues. Maybe you should stop to consider what you being nuts is going to him? Don't play the victim, woman. What's to say what he did to "upset" you wasn't something perfectly normal people do? You're the crazy one!

andiboo 12

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:43

That's terrible!! The first two weeks of Prozac are absolutely awful!! :( I hated it, and I gained 30 pounds on it and still haven't lost it, I strongly suggest coming off of it, OP.. Sorry, not trying to hog up all the attention or anything, I'm just saying..

Space_Teddy 29

Monday 30 December 2013 22:43

glad my boyfriend didnt do that

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