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By greenblue90 - 14/06/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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Top comments

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 June 2010 19:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 14 June 2010 19:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 3:18

Prozac is wack.

AlexiixelA 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 5:53

Prozac is good stuff.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 8:13

#79 Disagree! It's not for everyone. I was once prescribed Prozac for social anxiety and it just aggravated my problems. It's not the "miracle drug" people make it out to be.

wsm021 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 6:29

sorry but that's hilarious.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 7:31

Isn't Prozac supposed to make some people homicidally aggressive? Did you just get irritated and post an FML or did you murder him and post an FML?

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:40

You picked him. Be careful with those airbags AND the safety on that gun he just bought. Idiot.

Sipos 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:04

What a jackass. Hope the Prozac helps and you feel better soon.

DameonsMomma 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:13

Valium ftw.

aenemadreamer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:58

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks

thatsrugged 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:34

Lol thats comedy! Be thankful that he cared enough not to leave your depressed ass before your were on prozac OP.

confuzzledbylife 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:20

What a dick! lol! I agree with 3

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Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

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Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML

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