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By blah56 - 23/06/2012 05:17 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 16:00

Today, my parents couldn’t keep it civil long enough to get through my wedding without causing a massive scene. My wife was so upset, she got through the “I do’s” then left crying without waiting for the photos, so now we don’t have an official wedding album, just poor quality Facebook pictures. FML

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By AnneDuk - 11/05/2023 10:00

Today, another woman tagged my husband in a “Couples' Day” photo montage on Instagram. Some of the photos were taken during those “business trips” he was having, including when he traveled due to his “grandpa” passing away. We have 3 children and I gave birth to our last daughter a month ago. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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Really!

By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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Jaxx66 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:01

I'm hoping you guys have a sense of humor, or I think it's time for a chat. I know I'd be pretty upset, or comment; "No honey, this is just the beginning."

llortemageht 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:04

Maybe he thinks it means 'For My Love', 'Fruits of My Labour' or 'For Married Life'. Or maybe he's just an ass.

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MyNameIsTatum 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:35

****,marry,love?

laurenluvsyeww 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 8:07

Maybe it means forever my love??

koreyketchum 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:28

For My Love? Haha;)

imhatingonlove 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:02

LOL For my Lover? i just think he's a lost cause (;

kaitie311 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:58

"For My Love"

Fenyryn 5

Friday 29 June 2012 20:31

"For my love." Get off your high horse and think about it for a moment.

LaLa_coolKid 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 0:22

"FML" are obviously his initials.

AlikeSeeker9 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 9:16

Maybe it meant "For My Love"?

foreversummer67 3

Friday 6 July 2012 1:58

He could've meant "For My Love"

bwzwally8 15

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:25

FML could stand for... For My Love

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Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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Today, I was working on my laptop when the screen suddenly turned red. I was shocked since it's not that old, but my insurance just expired. On my way to the service I was thinking, "At least my car works!" Well... A few hours later, my car broke. FML

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Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML

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