Miscellaneous: Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking...

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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missalkali 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:18

in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:22

Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos

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Bonzer 2

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:36

You would've done the same thing! Or maybe not, either way its funny.

TheIchiban 11

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:38

Now you have to record him doing something ten times more embarrassing.

umkcool 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 6:59

Like him pooping!

LemonandLime 13

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:07

54 - you mean like how doing an ordinary bodily function is embarrassing? Yeah. Hilarious.

yaniggamatt 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:44

Is this video on youtube? If so, whats the title?

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:54

I was gonna say 'America's Funniest Home Videos, now!', but you don't live there..

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:55

Sorry OP, but I would have laughed too if I were to witness that.... :3

daybar12 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:00

do you sleep naked? maybe he was enjoying the show aha

couturedoll 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:00

Well at least your husband has a sense of humor...

nikkinurse 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:01

It dangerous to wake a sleepwalker but probably more dangerous to try to swim while asleep

zandalee 19

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:14

Jeez you may have to shackle yourself to the bed... Husband should be pleased.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:21

Just be glad you didn't end up like Rodney King.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 19 June 2012 7:35

What the **** is wrong with you?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:16

Nothing. I'm saying that at least OP didn't drown. It could always be worse.

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:00

Lol enough about Rodney king

munchy22 5

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:22

38: Holy insensitivity Batman

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:59

Blah, I'm sensitive. I was being serious! It could be worse.

LemonandLime 13

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:02

It could be worse than a lot of things. Yes that's true. You seem to enjoy pointing out possibilities. Shame it doesn't make a good FML comment.

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