Transportation: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through...

By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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It's all too much

By dreams2383 - 11/11/2022 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Timebaseboy - 21/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML

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Beckleyy 15

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:37

What a ******* idiot...

grahambertus 11

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:39

What a flocking idiot

Comments

angelinaanimerg 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:30

What a sick bastard

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:41

Did you know you were marrying a psychopath?

flea_of_death 23

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:51

Hey, for all you know, he could have saved a baby lion that went on to defeat his crazy uncle and save his pride! =D any Disney fans out there? XD

mrblinkme 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:44

Just like timon and pumba?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:00

If only it were a flock of seagulls...

ptrox123 2

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:14

Correction: your husband is paying for the replacement

wobbledewobble 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:40

that's horrible that he thought that was funny.

iiFrench_Fries 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:54

Make his ass pay for that glass!!

oarisimo 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 6:00

That husband of yours is a complete idiot. Not only was he dumb enough not to think something like that would happen, but what kind of person just drives through a flock of birds which is obviously going to hurt or kill them? Oh yeah I know who, your dumbass husband.