Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old...

By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? - 31/05/2013 22:25 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 16:34

Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML

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By Gangnam - 16/11/2012 15:52 - Sweden - Bromma

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

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By Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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katdaiken 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:56

That's hilarious!

Cavebone 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:58

That's how I met my wife...

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AsianInvasion97 2

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:52

As long as he's doing it right i have no problem with a guy singing Gangman style and dancing it to me :P

madgrinchhatter 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:56

HEYYYYYYY SEXY LADY

freshx_fml 6

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:01

Ha, it's funny bc you refer to it as 'the' gangnam style

NagainaFier 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:38

Thus representing the importance of the gangnam style. (See also: the Google, etc)

macguy4321 14

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:08

Seems Legit

f33rfact0r 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:09

Lmao this is great

Meme1988 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:17

Maybe it will work?

MetalMosher665 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:21

Oh, you young whippersnappers doing the Gangnam Style on your Icellphones and your rock and roll music.....

jazzdab 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:38

DID IT WORK?

f2_fml 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:39

good lord how old is your child...

americananarchy 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 21:04

"my 10 year old son" "good lord how old is your child" are you kidding me?

klovely22 13

Monday 29 October 2012 5:19

Just guessing here, but I think he's 10.

ilovecandie 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:40

You're husband's a genius.

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Same thing different taste

Not now, Sweetie

Daddy's in the shit again

They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

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