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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 075
You deserved it 4 186

Same thing different taste

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Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

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Happy birthday. maybe he was testing out a woman to bring home as your gift. Surprise!

No. Just no. This kind of situation isn't exactly something you joke about. Cheating in a marriage, or any relationship for that matter, is a serious deal.

No, it *is* something to joke about. Having a sense of humor is good in bad situations, it can keep you smiling when you feel like frowning. It's not something to make bad jokes about, though.

is it me, or does no one understand the concept of sarcasm.

We understand sarcasm, your comment was just a very bad example of it.

Well I feel like treating a living human being as an object you would "give" to someone else is not necessarily vey funny considering the awful human trafficking problems the world is experiencing

Maybe THAT is the gift... for some wierd reason?! I blame your screening process really. After all you chose him for a husband. Dirtbags will be dirtbags, but dont act surprised when a dirtbag does what a dirtbag does... Just an honest opinion!

How was she supposed to know he was a dirtbag that would cheat on her before marrying him though? Of course she will act surprised, she IS surprised. I bet OP wouldn't have married him if she knew.

MzZombicidal 36

That always drives me crazy! How can you possibly turn that around on her? The whole reason people can get away with cheating is because the one being cheated on does /not/ expect it! Also, I don't give a damn if their sex-life/marriage/happiness is in the ground. He could easily ask for a divorce and never have cheated in the first place. It's never the way to go.

Lil_Red777 21

Really??? The worst kind of dirtbags are the ones that don't let on that they're dirtbags!

Dirtbags don't walk around with "I'm a dirtbag" stamped on their forehead. You only discover that they are when they do something terrible and many are quite skilled at keeping up the nice guy facade for a long time. I really hate this trend of blaming women for unwillingly ending up with douchebags instead of blaming the people they're with for being douchebags.

Thinking it's okay to blame the woman then to have the audacity to say "I'm just giving an honest opinion." Grrrrrr I'm actually seeing red!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

commitment is a lost concept now days

Bums like that should be stuck in boot camp and sent to war. Do people have no respect for marriage or their partners anymore? He shouldn't be cheating and the girlfriend shouldn't be messing with a married man!

Jghaugland 6

That's a bit extreme dude. Seriously? Sent to war for wanting a more active sex life?

33, while what 23 said was extreme and incredibly stupid, if a man wants a more active sex life, he needs to talk to his wife about increasing the amount of sex they have. There is absolutely no excuse for his deciding to branch outside of the marriage, and have sex with other women. If he wanted to have sex with other people, he never should've gotten married. When you get married, you vow to remain faithful. You're promising that person that you want to enter into a monogamous relationship with them. Unless the couple specifically talks about having an open marriage, and being able to have sex with anyone they want to, the participants of the marriage need to remain faithful.

#33 You would also be assuming that he doesn't already have an active sex life with his wife...you don't know if that's true or not. Some people cheat regardless of whether they are getting sex at home. You know what they say about assuming...

weddings and marriages are a thing of the past.

72, stop before you hurt itself. Marriage is a beautiful thing. Society just ruined it is all.

Wow wtf. Happy birthday anyway :/ you should ask him for birthday sex, and lock him outside when he's fully naked. Also make sure he can't come inside anymore.. And make a public announcement about him being a dirty cheater. You deserve way better than this.

Yeah, because responding to an adult sitation like a highschool kid would make it all better. (Rolls eyes)

Well, all-knowing creature, what would you do then? Just let it happen? Get no revenge at all? Suuuuure, smh

Revenge is for people too stupid to move on and focus on having a happy life. Speaking from experience, yeah, I'd leave, but revenge? No. Maybe you watch too much TV, that's not how adults in the real world should handle bad experiences.

You can serve him divorce papers for his birthday.

Maybe his girlfriend was going to help him out to find you a birthday gift.