App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 075
You deserved it 4 186
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Paco_el_Taco 17

Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

343 5
MomentoMori 23

Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

161 5

Comments

Jghaugland 6

Swiggity swoogity goddamn that sucks booty.

3 12
limitedition 25

Happy Birthday, OP. Sorry your husband is an asshat but at least you can rid yourself of this loser and focus on making this a healthy & happy year with people who are worthy of you.

9 1
mannatee 19

Fml commenters always jump to conclusions. What if there was a reason?

1 9
Daveyboy75 11

If there's a good reason for cheating on someone I'd like to hear it

4 1
stargirl_95 24

There is never an acceptable reason to cheat on your partner. If there are problems in the relationship then you talk about them, you try to fix them, and if they can't be fixed you get a divorce. You don't cheat

3 1
RedPillSucks 31

There's always a reason. Just not an acceptable one for a monogamous relationship.

2 0
mannatee 19

What if OP is a complete bitch and deserved it? We don't know anything about her, she could be the nicest person on the planet, or the worst person you could possibly imagine

0 1
DogeMan 14

Well I guess divorce then?

2 2
MidnaLink 33

There's a new meaning for "Human Waste"; he's a waste of a human being! On another note, how did you find out if he gave you a plausible excuse?

3 2
elyx_fml 16

Happy B-Day! May I ask how sou found out?

5 0
kaylaaa01 11

I hope you mean ex husband. Sorry OP that does suck. Happy birthday though.

3 1
worldclassrager 39

If his birthday is coming up give him some divorce papers as a gift

3 0
winner133 7

That sad :( Happy birthday OP hope you have a good one :)

0 2