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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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By Bad fiancee - 19/12/2024 23:00 - Romania

Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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Running man

By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband ran in to get something, shouted that he “had to go, I’ll call you later, bye” then ran out. At no point did he notice the wrapped present, his favourite meal and beer, and me naked on the living room carpet waiting to celebrate his birthday. I still don’t know where he is. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:58

Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

MomentoMori 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:58

Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

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noone2 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:57

that sucks OP. but still there are things you can be happy for. happy birthday !

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:11

OP, we need a follow-up! How did you find out he was re-gifting his girlfriend instead of shopping for you?

242858 1

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:28

Happy Birthday it looks like you get to find a new man for your birthday leave the douche

zelliemurena 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:23

hai honey you know u don't have to worry about my present, but i have one for you "hands over divorce papers "

katrinakae1 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:42

You should've known that. Or realized he was gay, because no man would shop store to store...

xxcaitlannxx 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 6:17

I hope you waited until he brought you a gift back to divorce him

Savner 16

Wednesday 9 July 2014 8:56

Cheating is the worst possible thing you can do in a relationship and the trust is never the same again if you decide to stay with your bastard of a husband.

dark_angel4121 12

Wednesday 9 July 2014 17:05

Divorce his sorry ass and take everything. Make sure to tell that "home wrecker" to put long-term plans on him. Hopefully, she'll have the same results as you did so she can feel what she did to you. That bitch.

kj981300 3

Wednesday 9 July 2014 20:39

Happy Birthday. nothing like dumping that bitch on you Bday.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:39

Dump him.

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