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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

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Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

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Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 14:01 - Malaysia

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Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML

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summer4me 25

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:51

Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point

trulypar 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:52

Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL

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RandomGamingYT 7

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:09

Now that is a true Nerd xD

hektek 11

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:11

I'm sorry but I laughed too hard at that.......he needs help for his addiction ...lol

TacoCat15 10

Thursday 27 August 2015 23:25

Get better in bed and he'll want more sex

Star_Gazer_x 16

Friday 28 August 2015 0:28

Invest in some self pleasure methods, let him hear you NOT needing him and kick his ass out the door when he comes crawling back...

mbock 15

Friday 28 August 2015 3:08

start questioning his sexuality

INoKnow 3

Friday 28 August 2015 3:08

Well... The beta for Black ops 3 did come out yesterday.

skyguy592 15

Friday 28 August 2015 5:35

WTF!?

Digitized 4

Saturday 29 August 2015 5:17

Have a compelling "storyline" than the game?

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:39

Did he even look up from his gaming when you handed him the divorce papers? Yes, a sexless relationship can work, I've seen them happen, but all people involved in the relationship have to be on-board, or it's a disaster.

OtakuCore 14

Tuesday 1 September 2015 5:14

The man has his priorities straight!

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