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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

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Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

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Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 14:01 - Malaysia

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Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML

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summer4me 25

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:51

Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point

trulypar 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:52

Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL

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Grayness_ 26

Wednesday 26 August 2015 23:59

Try spicing up the sex life. There's no way a guy would give up sex for video games. Either he got bored of you, or you're boring at sex. Try talking to him or move on.

fishtitties 12

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:13

What a guy

XtremeHeat 14

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:50

Exactly how my mom sees me.

TigrexTeeth 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 3:04

YDI, do it better.

jr133 9

Thursday 27 August 2015 3:11

you probably suck in the bed room then

iHyperModz 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:21

Well.. Don't expect him to be free much with black ops 3 and madden 16 and nba2k16 coming out.

Vlen_fml 20

Thursday 27 August 2015 8:25

but only 12 year olds and douche's play those games

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 13:22

But WoW is life! but fyl.

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 15:58

So how majestic is his neckbeard?

msic_lover 5

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:35

Wow he rejected sex for games...wow

sparkledoge 29

Thursday 27 August 2015 18:10

My brother will probably be that kind of husband..

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