Love: Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is...

By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By pkz - 31/01/2010 02:11 - France

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

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By vanillapudding6 - 14/10/2015 01:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 02:39 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By ReginaW - 14/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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Friday 30 July 2010 19:14

Why not leave him and get child support anyway

Fuckme19 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:11

aweeee I'm sorry OP FYL):

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H0LLiiW0OD 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:45

that's terrible! dump his ass then make him pay tha chid support!

needsagf14 12

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:22

maybe hebwas joking. chill out

yonika_babyyeah 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 7:01

like that Tammy Wynette song.. "our D.I.V.O.R.C.E becomes final today..."

trivlove 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 7:51

wow, that's grounds for an upcoming divorce! o_o

nyrfan1102 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 8:24

at least hes not cheating on you

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:33

I hope you divorce him and then go after him for child support,

awsomechick212 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 12:38

wow what a dick u should divorce him

iHeavenz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:29

And tell him that the only reason why you stayed with him is to only get with his dad.

BreezyEffBabehh 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:00

LMFAO! i'm so sorry. i would cry but..YDI for marrying a douche bag

bookbee 2

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:16

Let's find out that's really true, shall we?

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