By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Hmmm, now I'm wondering if this was all an elaborate ruse to get a BJ out of his wife…

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redbandit9877 12

How do you even go two weeks without a shower? That's so gross. Unless he was camping or something.

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perdix 29

How much sex have you two been having in the past two weeks? I mean, after a day or two, he was probably pretty ripe. I hope you've been boycotting him since then.

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KatjaM 15

I would have sprayed him with a hose by now. That is just nasty!

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pandabrr 12

How have you slept next to him for two weeks like that? o(≧o≦)o

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amifaiyaz 12

You married him. You should have known he was a slob.

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Lux2123 3

and u married the guy?? has he done this before??

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