By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

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goudou_fml 19

That's just disgusting... Imagine the build up of kn*b cheese

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Ziggy122 15

Offer him a ******* IN the shower? That could be fun... But seriously. You married this pig? You SLEEP NEXT TO HIM?

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sig4life 18

I believe the question I would ask is did he win? Oh and how did you let that stinky ass sleep in the same bed as you. I would've been sleeping on the couch?

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Baybiiie 11

Why would you live with someone who is that dirty? How could you not make him be more hygienic? YDI for letting him off for 2 weeks. That's disgusting.

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spottyblanket 8

GROSS. if my spouse was lacking personal hygiene, as in, never bathed I would file for a divorce. Massive turn off. Does this happen a lot? Take a long vacation from him, hopefully he will learn.

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Knightchaser27 25

That seems a bit extreme

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dancinwookie 21

I used to have to coax my ex into taking showers with me just to get him to bathe. That's just one of the reasons he's an ex.

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