By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

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Pstraka6 20

And haggle him in return for his credit card and get yourself a nice gift

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whatthefreshhell 15

At least he didn't try to get one before the shower! That's gross, though. Good luck OP

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Crabtree1015 12

i picture sponge bod saying that lol.

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s0m3guy2010 21

It looks like he's using chemical warfare. Breathing in near him seems to cause nausea and eventual passing out.

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TheJester12 15

You know how animals clean each other with their tongues? I take it back, this isn't going anywhere good.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Oh dear god!

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DommeAshlee 11

Why in the hell had he not taken a shower in two weeks?! It would take more than just one shower before i would touch it. Ball juice builds up. Takes a few scrubs to get it all off.

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GolgiTendonOs 18

Invite him to have some fun in the tub, then just get out once he's in the water.

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Jacksparrow72 21

First make him shower. It seems like it's worth it.

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kelseythompson 27

thats truly sad, yes I'll suck your dick.. but only if you shower. sickkk

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