You should never put anything up there unless it is specifically for it. Food is always a no-no. Unless you want a nasty infection. Those of you saying it's a good idea apparently don't understand how a ****** works.

there's too many YDI's on here. it's obvious it wasn't her idea

Guys, vaginas are ******* sensitive. Just get actual lube, because ****** up mucus membranes can take forever to heal.

Why are there so many YDI's? It wasn't OP's idea, and she didn't say they actually used it; just that her husband wanted to. But it's not her fault or idea.

Bacon is delicious.. But I can't even imagine having that thick nasty grease all over my body. That just sounds dirty and disgusting. Sorry OP.

Never fry bacon naked. Sage advice.

Just tell him you want him to nibble on your beef curtains. Oh, wait this is India. Uh, tell him you want him to make your Lotus flower bloom?

Bacon isn't even that good. This bacon crisis is going WAY to far..

Way to have an American child

Because in Canada bacon is life!