Intimacy: Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 22:00

Today, my husband asked if we could try food play during sex. I okayed it, thinking it would be the standard squirty cream or chocolate sauce. Let’s just say I was not expecting him to be eating crispy bacon and blue cheese sauce off my boobs. Good Lord, I married a weirdo. FML

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Taste test

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

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By pipers - 02/05/2019 10:00 - United States - Northfield

Today, I spent several hundred dollars having our pipes and septic system fixed. Tonight, I watched my husband pour about a half-liter of bacon grease into the sink. Better keep the septic guy on speed dial. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2015 6:22

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

JustBecausePie 12

Sunday 23 August 2015 6:21

Hey you can't hate it till you try it.

Comments

Catdragon 40

Sunday 23 August 2015 13:13

anyone else thinking Evil Apples?

daddysgirl243 21

Sunday 23 August 2015 14:13

I would do it for sure

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 August 2015 14:45

Even out of lotion or Vaseline? Guess you have to use what you can...

Nagi 21

Sunday 23 August 2015 15:06

Can a fine gentleman or woman tell me why this has more YDI more than FYL.

dirty_dan_ 15

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:03

I'm surprised that this post isn't from America. Seems quite American

rockwrench 18

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:06

Bacon grease is from a pig. Any man that would think thats acceptable is a pig himself. Ask him how he would like a bacon grease ennima.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:30

everything is better with bacon

Hop6e 22

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:31

Could always compromise and let him eat bacon during sex? Lol just make sure he keeps his mouth closed while chewing.

helsingmusique18 11

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:46

Cold bacon grease right? I mean it is still wrong, but who knows how it will react with your insides. Maybe he's just wanting to experiment.

vikky538 28

Sunday 23 August 2015 16:53

Why bacon grease?

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