By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 244
You deserved it 8 029
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vampgirl999 8

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

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DoomSkuller 28

He definitely took that from Evil Apples...

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ZoePapillon 16

I've done this, its ok but its no Astroglide

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jkp1291 25

Why are so many people saying OP deserves it, like damn let me shove some bacon grease up your ****** and see if you complain.

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conman531 23

at the time I read this, many people say she deserves it while a third the amount just say FYL. How the hell does she deserve it?

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sparkledoge 29

Maybe they think they deserve some bacon for being so creative.

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chaseafterwind82 29

Well, do that and it shouldn't be a problem getting him to go down on you. :-)

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msmedieval 11

Was it said out of laziness or love of bacon? Because there is bacon flavored lube out there if he's *that* into it to risk infections.

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