By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
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Peachy2392 26

Shouting "tail" isn't the worst thing she could say.

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igive 29

And when she's fourteen, this will serve as an embarassing story.

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sanecatlady 13

She's two. When you tell children not to do something, especially by starting your sentence with "don't", they will automatically picture doing it in their head and want to do it even more. It's a weird trick our brains play on us even as adults. For example: Don't think of a house. Ha, you did. :p

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Erery 16

when she's older this will be her FML

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FemskyD 26

As long as she doesnt start naming tales different It should be alright : )

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vandeele 8

Hahahahahahaha!!!! That isn't even FML..That's just HILARIOUS!

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Whydoucare24 8

So your husband should have locked the door the whole situation should have been avoided

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sthrnbell 9

Why didn't you shut the door behind you?

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theMISSFOXX 10

I did this as a child I always loved being ornery.

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