By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
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LordoftheOcelots 10

C'mon people, use your head. We all know Charlotte's Web takes the cake.

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DocBastard 38

For your husband's sake, I hope your favourite movie is Arachnophobia, not Spiderman.

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gc327072 30

Why? Arachnophobia is scary, and that'd just scare the shit outta the poor guy.

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Epikouros 31

Kudos to your husband for at least trying to overcome his greatest fear, just to give you a nice present.

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Austintyler14 4

At least he tried. It's not a big deal.. Its better than him not trying at all. Don't be a bitch.

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sougstad 7

That mans man card is null and void. NEXXTT!!!

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AH1Zviper 15

So apparently a fear makes a man not a man? YOUR MATURITY CARD IS NULL AND VOID. NEXXXXT

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Iniezian 18

Hey, this isn't funny, I'm pretty arachnophobic myself. Trust me, the thought of a big, hairy tarantula scares you more than the thought of walking in a seedy, crime-ridden part of town.

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nmlutgen 11

Let me guess, the movie is "Arachnophobia"? Hahaha

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ohSNAPyall 26

Not really. Sounds like he was getting a second copy of something of hers that he'd already destroyed. That's retribution, not a gift.

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